.romance&expletives.

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dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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This is my life

pizzaforpresident:

fffcuk:

pizzaforpresident:

pizzaforpresident:

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

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youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

stormpooper:

zooeyclairedeschanel:

stop saying I can’t even and start saying I can even

believe in urself

is that a lawn mower flying

no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams

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alelula:

♡ more rosy here ♡

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