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I'm addicted to love.

yellowboxgrayarea:

rebrandng:

Bruce Willis: Time to Dye.

Now the trick is to be very careful with the egg as you lower it into the dye of your choice.  You don’t want to crack the egg.

Titles: DYE HARD. BOILED EGGS

Bruce Willis: Yippie dye yay motherclucker

happy easter everyone!

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deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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twentyonepivots:

dykestorm:

ohboyafangirl:

We’re discussing scent and pheromones and oh my god

LESBIANS CAN LITERALLY DETECT OTHER LESBIANS BY SENSE OF SMELL AND WILL AUTOMATICALLY PREFER THE SCENT OF OTHER LESBIANS

LIKE THERE IS SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF THIS I LOVE IT I LOVE PHEROMONES

This explains gay-dar. It’s not a sense of just knowing it’s the fact that we can fucking smell each other

au de homõ

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moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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“Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.”

—   The best advice I’ve ever received. (via scxndal)

Good Vibes HERE

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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monon0ke:

She’s so perfect omg 😻

monon0ke:

She’s so perfect omg 😻